Romance Film Reviews

I don’t have the time or patience to review every film I watch in-depth, so in the name of simplicity, I will use a rating system. I think rating movies with numbers or letter grades is arbitrary and dumb, so instead I will use emojis. Yes, you read that right. Either I liked a movie, I didn’t, or I thought it was a mixed bag.

❌= Not Worth Your Time / 🙃= Mixed Bag / ✅ = Worth Your Time / ⭐️ = REALLY Worth Your Time


Bite Me (2019) An indie film that had an interesting release format. Support indie filmmakers!

Blue Valentine (2010) Do not watch this on your birthday. It’s depressingly realistic.